May 2012
finefools:
glamydia:
excuse me urban outfitters i believe you owe my eyes an apology
more like chukka that shit in the garbage
how my mother works
me: mom i got all A's
mom:
me: mom i cleaned the whole house
mom:
me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
mom:
mom: is this your cup on the table?
me: yes
mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
That was my mom all right.
Me in class.
Me: okay, gotta focus. Big test coming up.
Me: ooooh, when did that poster get there?
Me: ugh, split ends.
Me: why is the back of your head so attractive?!
Me: HOW DID YOU GET THAT ANSWER?
Me: just act like you understand.
Me: don't pick me, don't pick me...
Me: so here's my number, so call me maybe.
Me: DAMN THAT SONG IT'S SO FUCKING ANNOYING.
Me: it's only been fifteen minutes?
Me: I hate you all.
Me: someone shoot me.
Peeta: If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go
Peeta: I can feed you bread you ain't never had before
Peeta: Baby take a chance and please put down that bow
Peeta: I got loaves in my hands that I'd really like to throw
Katniss: Why are you sing-
Gale: Chillin in the woods while we eatin' squirrels too
Gale: I dunno about me but I know about you
Gale: So say bye to lover boy, let me be with you
Gale: I'd like to be everything you want
Gale: Hey girl, let me hunt with ya
Katniss: What the hell is going-
Peeta and Gale: IF I WAS YOUR BOYFRIEND, I'D NEVER LET YOU GO
Katniss: Where the fuck is Haymitch?
ancient-amateur:
When you realise people born in 2000 will be teenagers next year…
“We are no longer standing on the shoulders of giants; we are crowd surfing on a...”
– Chuck, on the topic of I’m being completely fucking serious (via chuckhistory)
Last exam tomorrow morning.
nemomills:
Which means that I see GHOST tomorrow
Which also means it starts my four months of summer leave from Uni
AND I get to see all of my beautifully spoonable home peeps for the first time in freaking ages, which means a whole lotta drunken-festival-beach-spooning-loving fun
ON TOP OF THAT. My adorable mother is making me a roast on Sunday, with my clear obsession with food,...
tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
tyra banks: and they're all of me
tyra banks: lol
Teacher: Schools almost over
Teacher: and this is crazy
Teacher: but here's three projects
Teacher: due by friday
normal people on tumblr: TMI Tuesday! I'll answer anything!!!
Me: Bitch please I would answer anything at anytime but no one asks me shit
